How would your life change if you woke up tomorrow with tastebuds on your hands?
Posted Apr 12, 2016, 12:29 AM UTC
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I'd wear gloves a lot.
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I guess I would wear gloves
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You like the taste of gloves?
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I think I could get used to it.
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I would not hold my dick while peeing
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It would suck. I just accidentally sliced my hand with my swiss and treated the wound.
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Wanking would be a totally different experience
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I would taste everything I touch.
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I'd quit my job. Working in a liquor store that sees a lot of homeless and generally less hygienic people, I certainly would not wanna taste whatever's been passed through their hands. Maybe I'd become a chef. Something food oriented.
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stick my hands in some food
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Masturbate :))))))
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Wow, actually haven't heard this one before. Typing probably wouldn't taste very good...
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There goes ass wiping.
Or there STARTS ass wiping - for those people that have been holding off on it until a feature like this!
Do you often get shit on your hand while wiping?
Doesn't matter same zip code.
But. You'd need to touch it.