So where can I get the new Angry Whopper?

Posted Apr 13, 2016, 12:17 PM UTC
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Posted Apr 13, 2016, 12:17 PM UTC
Nowhere, it seems.
The burger King in Night Vale
Do not approach the Burger King.
It's all Telly's fault.
Guess I'm going to Subway instead. Eat so Terribly, Terribly Fresh.
It does not exist. The sign has spoken.
Yay Angry Whopper!
Not exactly. Its the angry whopper with a 'spicy' bun. Though its more like someone showed a picture of a pepper to the guy mixing in the red food coloring.
I'll take it. "Angry Whopper, extra sauce on a regular Whopper bun, please."
That makes me feel angry.