whiskey interrogation (all my exes love Lana Del Rey)

why is there wrapping paper under the couch  
haven't you cleaned since christmas  
what album is this  
do you even like Lana Del Rey  
how much did that sweater cost  
why does it look so small on you  

why so many bobby pins  
have you considered vacuuming  
whose clothes are these in the drawer  
why do you have an iphone cable  
do you think that bench still has your initials on it  

why do you think she cut her hair  
how do her purple highlights always end up in your sleeves  
why do you hold them to the light every time you find one  
don’t you know by now  

what color were her eyes  

what was that for  
what did the wall do  
was that a fucking stud  
are you ok  
can you drive  
how is this my fault  

why was the radio playing Summertime Sadness  
why does the ER have a radio  
what was the point of buying that sweater  
why do you still wear it  
do you think it will fit over your cast  
did they give you a choice on the color  
isn't there enough purple in there  

why didn't you write more  
did she ever read any of your poems  
did you show her any  
when did you realize you could only sing along to the chorus  

is drinking alone easier or harder  
do you find goodbyes to be vulgar  
what do you think you were doing this time last year  
are you aware that you talk as if your exes are all one person  
do you feel this is a conversation  
are you sure about that  

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