20 F4A Running out of witty chat puns

The past few nights have been pretty exciting, and busy keeping up with all the responses. Keep it up DPP!

So I'm lying here in bed but not very sleepy, and I could use some dirty conversation to keep myself entertained. Gents: talk to me about your first time with a woman, about your first time with me, or about how you can treat a lady right all night long. Ladies: let's chat about kinks and turn ons, maybe we both get off tonight too!

I don't send pics, and if you want to send me pics you gotta lead up to it first ;) (that means you, lads)

Turn ons: Redheads, bisexuality, proper spelling and grammar, nerdy junk, light dom/sub play, redheads, gifs, FFM and redheads

Turn offs: surprise dick pics, forced sex, ageplay, MMF