23M4F: Take control of my life. Make me your project and your play-thing. I want to belong utterly to you.

I'm a 23 year old boy right out of college. I'm intelligent, funny, and a little quirky. I am sarcastic, but thankfully for everybody else, I sometimes stumble onto being witty. My likes include running, writing, reading, movies, typing in third person, tearing apart hoards of zombies zombies, going down waterfalls in a barrel, going up waterfalls in a barrel (infinitely harder), stealing candy from children, stealing drugs from old people, kissing random frogs just in case I end up rescuing a prince, medieval jousting, eating Chinese food, eating anything other than Chinese food. chainsaw juggling, drinking cherry Pepsi, and really odd kinks which cause me to register onto shady websites such as GetDare.

Unfortunately, so far my adventure of a life has hit a bit of a snag because I really am terrible at adulting. I'm pretty proud of myself because I've been able to get out of bed and hold a real adult job now for over a month, but my apartment isn't organized, I almost always eat out, I don't exercise, I don't budget, I get high too often (just pot), and I'm really terrible at karaoke (I don't know what any of us are supposed to do about that.)

So, I really am interested in having a Mistress come in and taking complete control. Control my budget, plan my meals, form my schedule. Yeah it's a lot of work, but there are two benefits I think.

A) You get the gratification in helping me make a serious transition in my life. Getting me in the habit or being organized, composed, and disciplined. B) You get to have the gratification of controlling me totally from wherever you are. That's got to be appealing.

But wait! There's more! Take control of me and I'll also become your sexual plaything. You can do whatever you like to me. I'm brand new, like I said, so I don't know what I'm into, therefore I ask that we take it a little slow, but I know I'm ok with being mercilessly edged or milked, so that's a good start. We'll discover more as we go along.

One more thing to mention: I'm not really looking for the Goddess type. Don't know if that's my thing. I'm more looking for the best friend that I kneel for and will beat the shit out of me if necessary.

Let me know if I got your interest. Look forward to talking soon.