Jesus set the perfect example...

• So we should drink wine
• Not marry
• And in fact, celestial marriage isn't a thing (https://www.lds.org/scriptures/nt/matt/22.30)
• Be a Jew
• Love God, and neighbor only. Not as much emphasis on the whole Plan of Salvation
• No baptism for the dead. Or garments. Or mandatory temple attendance. Or scripture reading. Or church attendance. I think I like real Jesus more than made up Jesus...
• ... Except, it's a little suspect that nothing was written about Jesus by anyone alive with him, but were stories told with increasing fanatastical claims at least 20 years after he died.

Geez(us)!