Actions of Noobs Who Doesn't Know They're Noobs v.4
Been getting some hates for making this series recently. What's your people's problem?
Anyways, let's get into it.
1: Uses M60 because the person is too bad to use any other
This kind of noobs are pretty common in Phantom Forces. They're too bad to use other guns except M60 and sometimes KSG-12. When people tells them "M60 nub," the noobs makes excuses of how using a low-rank weapon like the M60 makes him look badass. These kind of noobs were very common until Lito buffed the M60's recoil, but they're still pretty common.
2: Calling campers noobs when they do it sometimes themselves
On this one, most of us are actually guilty of it. We call people campers when they hide n snipe, but in reality, they do it too depending on the map. When the camper who got called by the noob says "dude wtf you told me to stop camping and now you're camping!" and most times, the noob replies something like "dude omg wtf i aint no camping fag im staying on the best spots to kill enemies" or something other that's just so stupid.
3: People who compare this to video games
You probably met a lot of these people. They think Phantom Forces is so bad and thinks that it just can't beat other video games. They compare Phantom Forces to games like BF or CoD and thinks that Phantom Forces is just a stupid game made by noob tryhard developers, while the game is actually much better than some Free2Play first person shooters. One time, a stupid guy named FPKorea witnessed a argument about how Phantom Forces is so stupid and dumb because its graphics can't match CS:GO's.
4: Technical-noobiculties
These kind of noobs have no idea how ROBLOX render distance system works, and when they put their graphics level way down because even mid-graphic is too much for their computer, they don't realize that the graphics level control the render distance. When they notice that their render distance becomes really low, they think it's Phantom Forces that's causing it, not the graphics. They would rage quit because they can't 420 longshot blazin' no-scope and would post everywhere in the internet how bad Phantom Forces is.
5: People who think the game is too "unrealistic"
Now all of the people who's trying to contribute, but the noobs who's just hating about it. They're like "OMG wtf u can surive a fall from a tall-ass building" or something and thinks that they're so logically genius and thinks they can beat Albert Einstein or Stephan Hawking on every scientific debate. They don't care about making the game balanced or fun, they just want it "hyper-realistic."
BONUS: People who calls other people noobs and makes posts about actions of noobs who doesn't know they're noobs
This people is just so ignorant and dumb it's just making all the onions in the world cry. They make thinks that "noobs" do but the truth is that they're the one who does that stuff. For example, FPKorea, an below-average Asian hybrid who's just plain stupid, does everything in AONWDKTN series volume 1, 2, 3, and 4 altogether. He is so stupid that ROBLOX mods doesn't let him build his own world, since they knew he will build something so outrageously stupid, that ROBLOX engine will drink bleach and die.
Posted Apr 15, 2016, 1:12 AM UTC