Yo momma so fat...

I had to make a symlink to your mom 'cause working with her directly filled up all my RAM

when I tried cat yourmom it got autocorrected to less so the RAM wouldn't run out

have an alias in my .bashrc to automatically wrap all my commands in nice -n19

she needs 2 terminal sessions

I was writing a multithreaded program and it turned into a fork bomb

she needs 2 header files for one .cpp

you're so dumb you made cd . | grep * an alias for ls