Had a dream where the world was under attack, and we only had one person to save it... Michelle from Full House. [Long]

Had the weirdest dream today. I dreamt I was at work, getting the front of the store done up with paper towels on a floor base, and we had very little time to get it done, since the store was opening soon. I get brought into an office by somebody, she was giving everybody a review on how they're doing their job. My headphones I had dangling from the neck of my shirt, would not stop playing music. The volume was broke and the music wouldn't pause. We proceeded to talk about how I was helping kids buy shirts.

The shirts were all the shitty shirts nobody wanted, and were 50% off, and these kids that had no money were getting them for free because we were donating them. I dunno. I go back out on the floor, and we're outside at my old school in Mississauga that I haven't attended in 16 years. We had picnic tables everywhere set up with food for these poor kids. One kid decided to grab one of the adults setting everything up, and tickle his ribs, which caused the adult to fall into one of the picnic tables, and the table smashed, ruining all the food and dishes we had on it. I was pissed.

Apparently, this also pissed off Michelle from Full House, who in my dream, was probably about 7 or 8. She turned into this giant machine on wheels, and could only move back and forth, but she had lazers and shit. Some adult told me she says she shot me, and it's time to go inside. The machine looked like a giant stereo system, is the only way to put it. But when I say giant, I mean it was the size of a very large building. Remember when Cartman got absorbed into the trapper keeper? Think something similar to that. I was looking for somebody in the back offices of the machine, but couldn't find anybody. I was then told to go to jail, since I was shot by Michelle. The jail was in the basement, with the bars facing outwards, so I could see everything that was happening. There were 2 more giant machines, also looking like stereo systems in the distance. They were causing mayhem, destroying everything they could.

Michelle shot off a giant rocket, which crashed into the first machine, destroying it. Remember... Michelle is a giant machine here too. She then went to aim for the 2nd machine until the 2nd machine jumped and landed right in front of Michelle. The giant Machine was an giant iPad, and it knew kung fu. Every attack the iPad made, Michelle was able to dodge it. She hit it with a rocket, but it did very little damage. I notice a screen inside the jail, and see that the iPad has started targeting all the cities of the world. I remember a lot of cities from Canada and the US, but then Afghanistan, and India, and Australia, and China are all marked too. This sick bastard is going to destroy the world! What the hell is Michelle going to do?

I start to see red marks form over the screen. It'S Michelle! She's setting up a huge defense system, which looks an awful lot like a praying mantis, to protect the planet. She failed, but I guess it was enough to piss off the giant iPad off, which attacked Michelle. The giant iPad was no longer an iPad, but wouldn't you know it, a giant praying mantis. She hits it with another rocket, or something, and praying mantis is angry, saying it gives up, and it's going back to space. Just before it goes to leave, it transforms into a baby doll, but it was missing 1 eye. This wasn't any giant baby doll, just a regular sized baby doll.

At this point, Michelle is transformed back into herself, 7 year old girl from the show Full House. She picks up the baby doll, and squeezes the head until it busts open, and a bunch of blue and green gears spill out. That was it. The world was saved, We could finally enjoy our picnic.

It was at this point I woke up, and realized I needed to get out of bed, and not sleep again. Sorry for the long post, but if you read all of it, sorry. lol.