Getting nervous as puck drop nears, let us pray.

In the name of the jumbo, the pavs and the Holy burnzie.

Our Deboer who art in playoffs hallowed be thy name. Thy cup shall come, thy win be done in San Jose as it is in Chicago.

Give us this day, our daily shutout and forgive us our penalties as we punish those who foul against us and lead us not into defeat and deliver us from Los Angeles.

Amen.

Ps. May Jumbos cock always be long, hard, and strokable.