3 Swedes are stranded on an island...

... and.come across a genie lamp.

the swedes rub the lamp and a genie appears. genie says, "I grant each of you one wish."

swede 1 says, "I always wanted to be smarter, I wish I was 100x smarter." genie grants the wish and swede 1 builds a sturdy raft and sails away to safety.

seeing this swede 2 wishes to become one million times smarter. swede 2 then builds a luxury yacht and cruises off to safety.

swede 3 is astonished. "I wish to be 1 billion times smarter." genie says, "your wish is granted." swede 3 turns into donald trump and makes the world great again.