Petition for a Pyrocynical vs Stomedy Rap Battle

Everyone knows that the tension between the two lords of Youtube, Pyrocynical and Stomedy, is reaching an all time high. This needs to end before the savage roasts and forced memes tear the website apart, and the only true way to end this conflict is through the time tested method of the rap battle. Like this post to reach out to Pyro, and tell him that this needs to be done. 1 like equals one savage meme.