What people would have to fuse to create a zaibatsu (or ustabiaz) member?

so what I mean is, mash up people to form one of the sbfs. example:

Pat= Louis CK+mini me+Dio Brando. Woolie= Brennan Williams + random loser. Matt= Guile+ Frank castle+ cat lover. Liam= Jesus Christ+PS vita+ random weeabo.