Hint hint, fucking Sherlock

If your wife says that she might actually hurt the baby if she doesn't get a little bit of time away from the motherfucking baby, don't mention how hard it is to put both kids to bed alone. JUST FUCKING DO IT.

I get it. She's 9 months old, teething, whiny, boring, and just generally shitty. And she is up my ass all fucking day. Yes, I appreciate that my husband plays with our 3 year old pretty much non stop when he gets home from work. I also know that he's doing that so he doesn't have to deal with the baby. Kiddo can be told no or to go watch t.v. for a little bit so he can take 15 minutes out of his computer time to actually interact with his daughter. I have to balance the two all day every day.

Guess who didn't go get groceries and have a breather from the kids? I'll bet it doesn't take Sherlock fucking Holmes to figure it out...

Edit to add: I'm not really going to hurt my baby. She's really under my skin and I felt like that was the only way to get across to my husband how badly I need away from her. She's safe.