Bernie rant

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BERNIE NEEDS TO WIN! HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO SUPPORT MY EXPENSIVE LAVISH LGBTQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM LIFESTYLE! I NEED HIM TO WIN SO MY MINIMUM WAGE JOB CAN BE RISEN FROM $7 TO $30/HOUR! YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER RIGHT NOW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY HAVE BROUGHT THE APOCALYPSE FUCKING GREAT, GREAT! I SWEAR TO THE NORSE GOD'S IF BERNIE DOESN'T WIN THEN I WILL HUNT YOU AND STRAP YOU DOWN AND LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE BECAUSE IT'S HER BODY HER CHOICE! JUST THINK ABOUT THAT YOU FUCKING FASCIST!