Klopp giving a press release: "I don't let my players touch the depressingmirror in our shitty away team's janitorial bathroom out of respect... As you all know it's the exact shit that Liverpool fans eat up, so fair play by me.

Mr. Klopp seemed quite infatuated about this depressingmirror touching subject. He goes on saying:

"Cynical? I'm not Cynical. About what? Touching a sign? Sentiment doesn't make me tell the press, wanting to seem down with the Liverpool fans makes me tell the pres. I'll try and make it less obvious next time as I'm just pandering for upvotes in a Liverpool thread. So what I'm saying is if Arsenal had put a sign in the tunnel and that Wenger had said that Petr Cech wasn't allowed to touch it but everyone else was but only because they had won the Fa cup last year then we would have won the league. I know Liverpool fans like being sentimental, but come on, you can't really think that, deep down. Also I'm neither american or post modern, I think tbh I have no idea what it means. But whatever. Also how old does a sign need to be before it's infused with that special something? Also if meaningless symbols are so important then why haven't Liverpool in what, 25 years? What magic symbols did Ferguson have at united? That one must have been powerful."