Fishing for compliments
Posted Apr 19, 2016, 1:16 AM UTC
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fishing? she was fucking electrifying the water for that compliment.
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This is some seriously low level shit-posting.
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Could not agree more. 😐
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Seriously. She might as well hold a gun to his head.
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Big deal. We're talking eternal rebirth here.
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I mean if she is that open about what she is doing it seems less annoying.
"I feel bad, say something nice about me." is a lot better than "Ugh, I'm so fat............WHY AREN"T YOU TELLING ME HOW I'M NOT FAT!?!?"
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I do this to my boyfriend when I'm sick. "Am I still pretty with snot all over my face and vomit in my hair?"
He'll normally say "of course" because it's the boyfriend answer and then I'll start making really horrendous faces at him.
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Are you my girlfriend?
(side note: when presented with the words "Are you", autocorrect gives the phrase "a dagger". My phone's been falling into the wrong crowd lately)
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It's clearly been reading Macbeth
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Or the Chicago Chronicles
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Et tu brute?
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Or maybe that's his fetish.
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If it were my girlfriend, I'd be like "you look like a zombie, love."
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If my girlfriend had vomit in her hair I'm not sure she'd still be my girlfriend.
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I pray for your wife when she gets pregnant.
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At that point she's no longer my gf and I guess I'd be in it for the long haul.
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My wife is vain about her weight and preggo. It's been a fun game letting her know it's natural to gain weight and complimenting her on being skinny all at the same time. By fun, I mean a constant struggle.
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Do you need rescue? Blink once for 'yes' and two times for 'yes, right the hell now!'
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If anything she should be worried if she didn't gain weight, not insecure that she did.
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My gf does this. She got really upset at me once because she made a comment about how she felt her sister was hotter than her. Having not met her sister I didn't say anything. My gf got pissed because I didn't say anything which meant I agreed apparently.
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You've probably seen her pictures.. is she hotter?
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I've only seen one picture and I don't really remember what she looks like.
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My girlfriend does this. She'll say things like "ugh I'm fat." And then get mad when I don't say "no you're not." If you gained weight, which you have, I can't lie with a straight face and say you haven't. I'll still say I love you no matter what, which is true, but I'm not going to lie just to make you feel better and keep making bad health decisions.
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I wouldn't call this "fishing", I would call this "honestly and openly communicating one's needs in a relationship".
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People call that 'fishing' when they're 13 years old and haven't actually been in a relationship.
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There is fishing for compliments tho. When someone writes "I'm so fat :(" on facebook, even tho she looks like this, it's solely because they're waiting for a response like "Aah bby don't say that, u ain't fat, u butiful", which is called fishing for compliments.
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To be honest, her knee is a bit pointy.
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Aw so well adjusted you are
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FUCK YEAH
ARE YOU PC BRO?!
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What are you on about?
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meme
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I saw that guy at Trader Joe's yesterday.
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Manbun and santa beard is so hot right now
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He has such a majestic man bun / beard combo.
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Why is that panting relevant?
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Didn't realize he was out of breath...
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It's from the Facebook page "classical art memes". I like em, they come up with some weird stuff.
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You'll love r/trippinthroughtime then...
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Indian Bill Murray is a dick.
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I, too, came here to comment on his resemblance to Bill.
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Is the guy saying he feels fat or the girl? He's the one with the concerned look and she's the one smirking.
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Maybe she's smiling because she thinks she's about to get a compliment and he looks concerned because he realizes his wife is fat?
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Finally, Dhanvantari, the heavenly nectar of immortality.
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This painting is by a renowned Indian artist Raja Ravi Varma. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raja_Ravi_Varma
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Sometimes when you go fishing, you catch a boot.
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Could have given credit to r/trippinthroughtime
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Savage
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Reminds me of a Rodney Dangerfield joke.
I went to see my doctor and told him, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
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Omg he just killed her lol
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I always wonder how long it takes for a League or DotA reference to make it into unrelated posts... now I know.
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This joke was old when Rodney Dangerfield told it in the 80's.
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The official reason was he exiled himself out of respect of policy and the Vrishnis, are all dependent on thee even as all the regents of those worlds, O mighty-armed one!
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no fucking way, this is actually funny
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This looks like Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zero
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Context from Hindu mythology:
Basically whenever the Gods grow afraid of sages gaining too much power, the send Apsara's to seduce them. The sages usually can control there urges but can't help squirting out semen and a Hero Is Born.
When I read those stories asa kid all the sex was left out. Left me very puzzled for a long time.
Oh man,did you know that the Pandavas made Draupadi grind her vagina against a dead horse's penis as part of the Ashvamedha ritual?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashvamedha
Game of Thrones has nothing on the Mahabharata. Daenerys only had to eat it's heart.
Huh.. My mother must've skipped that part when she read me the story as a child
I can't imagine why
Your mom read you the Mahabharata? Yeah ok.
What what what ???????
I knew that all of the pandavas banged her and left their footwear at the doorstep to indicate ongoing banging for privacy. "Footwear at the doorstep" was their "tie on the door knob"
But shit, draupadi got around man.
It's supposed to signify the birthof a new king or something.
Everyone in that relationship got around, the brothers had multiple wives. Arjuna spent a few years roaming around India banging random women during a self imposed exile after he walked in on Yudhistira and Draupadi in bed with each other.
The official reason was he exiled himself out of respect of his brother, but we all know he was just out looking for some revenge sex.
TIL.
Where does one get this uncensored version?
Why didn't anyone told me about this before _
Holy shit.
Not just sages, they cheated Asuras of immortality by similar tactics.
That Vishnu, always the prankster.
OMG, I just realized that Vishnu is the Loki of Indian mythology.
Actually we have Narada who is very Loki
Vishnu could be Hermes.
10 Things I Hate About You based on Taming of the Shrew based on humanity's everlasting obsession with itself.
So... he's sitting like that to hide his erection?
Nope... Whoever drew this don't know how to draw a penis!!!
So they loved each other as they were happy, but screw that and cause pain!
Relationships in a nutshell.
I read it as he cursed Menaka so that she could never return to Indra, not that he cursed her to be away from himself.
the lesson here is not to date or marry sages.
Notice that women had multiple lovers.. things have changed quite a bit in terms of cultural values huh?
Hindu Gods have always cheated their way with humans and demons. Often, the demon will do penance and rightfully unlock a set of powers, only to have been killed or neutralized by Gods through trickery...Fun stories, though. Hindu mythology is extremely entertaining and often perplexing, making full use of the vast flavours of emotions and personalities which are found in all humans.
Indeed, but you know, giving the agents of chaos any power is probably a bad thing. That said, only in Indian mythology is the demon as pious as anyone else.
Well originally Asuras were not really the bad guys.
Cognate with aesir from Norse mythology.
Over time due to some reason they took ok negative role.
Likely because they needed a group to demonize.. after all what is the point if there are no challenges. This is the first time though I've seen a common thread between Indian and Greek mythology, but Indra is no where near a big of an asshole as Zeus was.
Is it me or these stories that involve some form of religion
seem to have very similar with all other religions, they just
switch around a few words. Just sounds very familiar with
other religions even the main stream ones.
Behold :| the source of bollywood stories...
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So a male god, reincarnated himself as a female to seduce someone.. think about that :-) I have no idea what his consort thinks about that.