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LukeeT

How would the world/society change if every human had deadly, venomous fangs?

Posted May 1, 2016, 11:42 PM UTC

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ArgentStonecutter•

Dentists would be registered with the FBI.

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LukeeTOP•

Haha I didn't consider how much more dangerous that profession becomes in this world.

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DeathisLaughing•

Blowjobs would involve a lot more trust...

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LukeeTOP•

but would provide a lot more thrill...

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molten_dragon•

Biting your own tongue would be the number one cause of death worldwide.

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LukeeTOP•

I got removed for trying to add conditions to the question but I was kind of thinking you would be immune to your own venom. I presume snakes and other animals are; I also originally suggested maybe there are like a 1000 species of human so your not immune to everyone else necessarily and don't know who could kill you.

But yeah otherwise bite your lip, bite the dust. It would at least stop me from biting my nails though, maybe.

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cuzidgf•

Well, I'd be dead on account of all the times I've bit my tongue.

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PMur_Insecurities•

More energy and resources would be spent on curing hiccups.

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