Corrupt cops of reddit, what is your highest profiting scam?
Posted May 3, 2016, 5:40 PM UTC
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Tracing the IP of other corrupt cops posting on reddit, and turning them in for cash
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I'll start creating a GUI interface in Visual Basic.
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Planting them bags of coke in individual baggies so I can get ya for intent to sell on top of drug possession.
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Receiving bribes for traffic tickets is highly profitable. Be sure to offer a bribe next time you get pulled over, we would appreciate doing less paperwork and getting laid in the process.
edit: laid should be paid but whatever
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I'm sure your dick already hardly ever sees daylight between all the boys at the precinct.
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I use my police car as a cab and drive criminals around New York City.
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Do you have a flat rate to JFK?
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New York's Finest Taxi Service
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Yup.
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Selling the novelizations of my corrupt adventures to people on Reddit.
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Albino dwarf presidents of reddit...
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Punchline
My head
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Nice try, Internal affairs.