SLAMM-0! HERE! Ask Me Anything!!! As long as it's before the game tonight!

Bored. Boredboredboredborediebord. Well, kid's away at the parents, Netcat's called out on an emergency 'run, bowling is cancelled due to paracritter, and, horror of horrors, there is no new porn on the Matrix to find that interests me (Yeah, no, those Naga don't interest me too much, despite being a proper orgy.).

So, hey, let's go here, and have you folks ask me stuff that'll make you better Deckers! I mean, hell, I'm at least five times more interesting that Bull ever was!

Or, you know, go into sports. Or video games. Or the million-and-one other things that I'm the world expert in. A few dozen thousand being things that I just invented inside my own head!