[EVENT] Argentine Stabilization

The years since El Peludo's sudden death have been filled with strife. His voting laws controversial, his policies strange and off the cuff.

But on November 1st, the day of the dead, the Argentine Military finally got sick of it and inserted a new "President" for Argentina.

His name? Juan "anfitrión" Ramirez. Many assumed he would be an ineffective leader- but they were unaware of his supernatural assistance.

Juan began his day of the dead celebrations like any other. He laid the churros on the graves of his ancestors and garnished them with mole.

At 3 in the morning, Juan was alone in the graveyard of the country's most prominent political figures. El Peludo's grave had no churros; Juan would not allow his predecessor that. As he bent to disperse the snacks on the tombstone, a great howl echoed across the cemetary.

A great green crack split the headstone asunder!

Juan's last sight was El Peludo's ghostly figure rising from his grave ominously in front of him. Dead Peludo snapped his fingers, and Juan's world went dark.

A soft voice echoed throughout the empty streets.

"I'm back, perras."

"I'm back."