Alright, dickheads...who wants to follow me on Snapchat?

I'm giving everyone a 48 hour window a week a month to submit a personal message to me that tells me a bit about themselves and why they want to be my Snapchat buddy. Messages should be short- maybe a paragraph or two - and should also include your Snapchat username so I know which one you are when I'm adding people.

Two very important notes:

• I will block you if I find out you're screenshotting any of my snaps.

• I am not charging anything whatsoever. It is completely free and will remain that way indefinitely.

OK, so I'm keeping this post up for a couple days a week a month. Good luck.