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One night I dreamed a meme.

As I was walking along the beach with Trump.

Across the dark sky flashed scenes from the election campaign.

For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,

One belonging to me and one to Trump.

After the last scene of the election campaign flashed before me,

I looked back at the footprints in the sand.

I noticed that at many times along the path of the election campaign,

especially at the very lowest and least dank times,

there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked Trump about it.

"Trump, you said once I decided to follow you,

You'd walk with me all the way.

But I noticed that during the saddest and most cucked times of the election campaign,

there was only one set of footprints.

I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "My precious centipede, I love you and will never leave you

Never, ever, during your trials and shitpostings.

When you saw only one set of footprints,

It was then that I carried you."