Top 6 Reasons why you Should Drink Milk While Taking Stimulant Medications.

Hello everyone! Gaben here! Stimulants are a class of drugs that give the body energy through acting on receptors on the brain. Stimulants are a truly amazing class of drugs! Stimulants can be used short term in high doses or long term in low doses, to great therapeutic effect. However, stimulants are not without downsides, as they can put strain on both the body and mind. Milk is an excellent source of all things wonderful, and is a perfect way to prevent that damage from occurring, and can even make your favourite class of drugs stronger in effects! Here is our top ten list of reasons you should consume milk while taking stimulants.

#1: Everyone does it.

Milk is an extremely important food product in western culture, being as it's so delicious along with harnessing all nutrients essential to a happy life, and it should be important to you too. Did you know that the average american drinks 400 glasses of milk every year? That's great! Isn't it so glad to see americans practising healthy habits! You can too! This means if you only drink half a glass of milk on average every day, you're less then half as cool as the average american! Don't be a worthless douche, drink your milk like everyone else!

#2 It has more electrolytes then gatorade.

It's true! Milk is not only a source of pure euphoria and bliss, it also contains substantial amounts of potassium and sodium ions! Potassium and sodium ions are essential to healthy living, and it's very important to consume healthy amounts of them daily. Gatorade does not have these electrolytes in a healthy ratio, leading to an excess of sodium consumption which can lead to hypertension. Yikes! No stimmer wants that! MILK however has potassium and sodium in just the right holy ratio, leading to superior hydration! Just one more reason why you should drink milk!

#3 Protein for healthy muscles!

Protein is extremely important for our bodies, in fact, proteins are the building blocks for life as we know it! You simply cannot live without protein! Standard stim-related beverages such as coca-cola and monster energy are surprisingly quite low in protein, leading to headaches and stress in those who consume them. Milk, however, is extremely high in protein! And not just any protein, the right kind of protein! The types of amino acids in milk are at just the right ratio to provide nutrition superior to all other sources! Even human flesh!

#4 Milk contains 85-90% water!

Have you ever died of thirst in the middle of arizona? Did you know that not consuming enough milk is the leading cause of death by dehydration in the U.S.? Don't become a statistic! Drink your milk!

#5 Milk is 68% fun!

That's right! One thing that people strive for in their lives is happiness and fun times! A lot of the time, the things that are most beneficial to us such as eating broccoli or doing homework are simply not fun! This is the reason why people die every day. They just aren't having enough fun! Milk, however, is an excellent source of fun. In fact, research by the NDA shows that milk is, by weight, around 68% fun! In fact, milk is the most fun food available!

#6 Milk helps regulate gut bacteria

Scientists are now discovering that the effects of stress, both of the mind and body, mainly take effect through alteration of gut microbiome. It has also been discovered that consumption of dairy based milk drink beverages can nearly HALF the rate of microbiome alteration! This is a big find! Wow! Yet another reason to consume high quality milk!

Well there you have it folks! Top 6 reasons why you should consume milk! Join us next week with 6 more reasons you should consume milk! I hope you all have a wonderful day and remember kids! Drink milk!