What to do with goodnites?

I bought a box of goodnites a while back, but I've discovered they just don't fit me very well. The waist is fine, but they're way too narrow (don't even reach my thighs), and the rise is pretty bad. I would turn them into stuffers but I've found that you can't tear the sides off like you can with pampers, so I'm kind of at a loss. Is it possible to do anything useful with them still?