How our Ranger became known as Leroy

This happened last week, which was also like my sixth ever session of DnD, and my first session with this group. Playing on roll20.

Be me, eldritch knight mercenary hired to find the goblins who planned an attack on local city and kill them

Playing converted Rise of the Runelords

Just killed a goblin leader and are exploring his fortress which is deserted

MFW "I bet the baddies are in the basement!"

We go into basement

Nearly defeated by a stone door, but we finally prevail

Ranger hears footsteps on the other side of a door and Leroys after them

We try to catch up. Fighter pal notices some "boss room" looking doors and decides to stay back and keep watch. I leave familiar with him

Ranger rampages through doors, finds himself in a room with a hobgoblin and his harem

Judging from the rage emanating from the hob's face, his fun was interrupted

MFW

Hobgoblin screams, Fighter hears movement behind the boss doors, tries to hold them shut

Fails

Witch and two hellhound lookin bitches storm out of the door

I'm currently trying to save the Ranger from dying to goblin whores

Fuck

Fighter is feared by a hound and runs into another room

Tentacle monster attacks him from corner of the room, misses

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I burn the whores while knowing Fighter is fucked, send familiar to try and help him

Ranger barely survives the whores

Witch bitch fireballs Fighter and a hound, KOs both

RIP Carol the owl

Tentacle monster grabs Fighter and starts chewing on him

Fighter dies

Hobgoblin dies, I go to kill other hound and witch bitch

Witch casts Fireball again, myself and hound are out

Ranger pal is KOd by a sneeze

Witch is about to sacrifice us

MFW I'm going to die on my first session

One of the guys who didn't make the session logs on just in time

Kills witch bitch with javelins before she sacrifices us to her demon lords or whatever

Wakes Fighter pal with a potion then runs to save dead friend's corpse

Tentacle beast not impressed at being interrupted, flees

They wake me up

We cough up 500g to get Fighter ressurrected

He slaps Ranger

So we basically fought three encounters at once because the Ranger is a stupid fucking idiot and doesn't know how to move quietly. I wonder how our next session will go...