Mum got the house, the dog, a healthy alimony cheque, and several weird new boyfriends.

Dad had to move, has no visitation rights, and will only be able to let us visit this fall. She even got the furniture and the bloody tea table!

Thankfully, I'll be able to move in with Dad when he and his mates get things sorted out. I've a feeling it will be more fun and not so uncomfortably strange.