38 [m4f] Stuck working a wedding!!! HELP!

If you are not doing anything remotely crazy, like skydiving, parasailing, navigating the edge of a mountain, or knee deep in cranberries, then drop me a line and help me keep my sanity. I'm gonna be stuck here for the next 6 hours. Could use a little escape from reality. I am married, but not looking to change that, just looking for someone who wants to enjoy a conversation. Someone who can spontaneously burst into a broadway song. Someone who will admit to peeing in their pants after a good joke.

I'll be around waiting.....