As bad as this is, I think I'm more bummed that "Baseball Karate" isn't a thing they offer.

I serioulsy read this as 1 item pr line, thinking they cater to bachelor-parties and such. I did wonder how hard kayak soccer would be.

I'd pay to watch kayak soccer. And tumbling golf.

I more depressed they lack kayak soccer.

I mean, you can do baseball karate. Get a soft ball and punch/kick it instead of using a bat. It's kind of fun, actually.

Read the caption while also thinking it verbatim. It was weird.