Post Office Rant
A few weeks ago I took my completed invitation to the post office. This had invite with vellum paper, rsvp card with stamped envelope, and cooking twine with a hang tag with our website on it all inside our pretty standard size envelope.
I took this before buying more postage to be weighed and make sure it wasn't a weird size. The postal worked weighed it and told me just 1 forever stamp was needed, score! I buy stamps a bit later, my post office didn't have cute stamps (a necessity, duh) so I waited and picked them up near my work, stamped all the out of state and far away friends and dropped them in a box at the post office. We received a gift from couple in Ohio off of our honeymoon registry, yay! They were in Ohio, so good, they're getting out. Hear from FMIL that her sister received hers and liked it, cool.
I had to order more invites because FILs added 7 people and I only had 4 invites left. I order, they come, I decide to send out all local invites at once. There isn't a drop box at my closest post office (I know, nyc, IDK) So I go inside to ask/ give to employee directly. She looks at them, grabs one from bag and says:
"These need an additional 21 cents"
EXCUSE ME "Hummawhatnow?"
"They can't go through the machine. There's something in here."
YEAH DOY "ok, yes, I brought one here 2 weeks ago to check postage and the man working said they were good with a forever stamp."
"No, they need 21 cents"
WHATTHEHOLYHELL "I've sent some already that I know have been delivered, why would that be?"
"I'm not telling you what to do, I'm just saying they'll need it, but if you've had them get there."
ARE YOU A SPHINX, WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN RIDDLES DO I NEED MORE POSTAGE??
"I can buy more, but... oh you're taking them, ok guess I'm hoping for the best. Will they be returned if they can't be delivered, oh you've walked away, I'm an inconveniencetoyourdayokaybyenow."
uppercase is internal thoughts... not sure how much of that last part I said out loud, she was gone anyways.
DANG PO WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THIS. you're a cliche' already
Posted Jun 17, 2016, 1:22 AM UTC
That would drive me nuts too. I hate when you ask a question from two different employees and get different answers.
I hope they all get to their desired locations!