Reviews wiped. Darn.

Well, I can't complain too much. Since December I've received at least 800 freebies/discounted items and still have 66 left to review. I'm still in the 12,000's for ranking, so I'll see what else I can get before the crap train stops completely. Good thing I stocked up for gifts LOL

UPDATE (not that anyone really cares, but...) As of Weds night, I went from 12,000s to 1 millions. Took a week to have my rank changed. Still getting items approved, but not nearly as many. Only 1 today instead of 5-7.

Posted Jun 18, 2016, 2:42 PM UTC · edited

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One-eyed-snake•

Damn... 100+ items a month? that might have something to do with it

I just read your post again. Are you actually going to apply/accept offers for free shit, even though you can't review them?

Edit. If it's 1250 items, that's about 175 per month. Is "reviewing" your full time job?

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DutilhbugOP•

Actually, i looked it up. 1250 items since December. And I'm 99% sure why. I got lots of items from Plant Guru and just noticed in the last few days "you can't review because of a 'relationship' with this seller. I'm thinking that's it. Heck, 100+ items a month is nothing. I'm in a group that chats about our reviews (not a seller group) and I'm one of the low ones. Out of 30+ of us, only two have been wiped in the last 3 months. Some of them get way, way more than that. And... I can still review items. All I said was that my past reviews were wiped. I have more reviews that I've been able to complete, I've not been denied reviewing, just had all past ones wiped.

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One-eyed-snake•

Well, imo that is just plain ridiculous. There is no way in hell anyone could possibly review 6 items a day - 7 days a week for 7 months and still actually test everything well enough to "truthfully" give an "honest" opinion. My opinion is worth exactly what you paid for it fwiw

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RubberReptile•

Unless it's 1250 USB cables! Plug it in. Does it feel nice? Does it charge? Does it send data? Tug, bend, pull, did it break? 10 minutes of word-vomit later and you've got yourself an easy 250 word review.

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WaMike•

Pretty much this. Some items can be reviewed fairly quickly, others take a while to actually test. Cell phone cases can be written in a day, but cell phone chargers can take a couple of days to test charging rate (wait for phone battery to run down significantly, time recharge, if multiple ports, test each one). Power banks can be a grind to test the charge/discharge rates, I've spent more than 10 days working through testing some of those.

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One-eyed-snake•

thats probably the only way. I have a sneaky feeling it's more like this though. Step one. Open Amazon box Step 2. Dump out contents. Step 3. Take pics of items still in packaging.( to make it look legit ) Step 4. Type review from memory and/or copy paste and/or post pre written review Step 5. Rinse and repeat

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ninaplays•

Yeah, I just did one of these with a ten-foot-long phone charger (and straight-up said in the review that I'd cheerfully buy another for my dining room--after I get through the shit I've already got coming in/going out, I probably will--my house doesn't have a whole lot of electrical outlets). Left a couple apps open to run my phone down to 0%, plugged in the charger, plugged in the phone, timed it for one hour to see how much of a charge it could generate in that time, checked the cord for breaks and kinks, wrote the review.

Teas are the same way. You examine the packaging (is it durable? Will it keep the intended flavor in and other flavors/odors out?), smell the tea for first impression, brew up a cup, taste it plain, add sugar if desired, taste again, add milk if desired, drink it (you can stop at any of these steps depending how you drink your tea), note the prominent flavors and how the milk/sugar changes them, you're done. My tea reviews take me longer to write than to test, and sometimes I even write them while I'm drinking the cup after I've determined what all the flavors are.

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DutilhbugOP•

And you're welcome to your opinion :) I disagree with you 100% on testing stuff. Example. If we go camping for the weekend and I received 6 camping lights, 2 hammocks and bug repellent, they're used all weekend for a couple of weeks. Easy peasy to do the 6-8 reviews at once after using them for 2-3 weekends. Truthfully and honestly, as I'm an honest person who writes honest reviews, honestly and I hope you upvote all of my reviews as I continue to come up with honest reviews for votes for my honest and unbiased opinion that in no way were stated because I got the items for free, I'm an honest person who honestly likes to honestly review. Honest! Make sure to vote. ha ha ha ha ha.

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One-eyed-snake•

Lol. Good one lol

Here's another opinion: anyone who has to tell other people they are honest, is full of shit. Just an opinion. $.02

Maybe you are the exception to the rule, hard to say from my viewpoint. But if you were gone for the weekend, you would have 21 more items in your mailbox to review. 21-8= 13 MORE items to review than when you left.

This of course is pure speculation on my part, and if it's not the case, you really are the exception.

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DrunkBotanist•

Dang, I reviewed a bunch of plant guru oils as well. Haven't had any recently though, and my volume is much lower overall, so maybe I'm safe.

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DutilhbugOP•

Yep. I got everyone I'd requested, they're such nice quality.

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DrunkBotanist•

Likewise. There are a lot of crappy oils on review sites, so I was pleasantly surprised. I'm waiting to approved for their shea butter now.

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Arcanine26•

He can still review them, they'd just be on a different profile so he'd be starting over and the offers would stop coming in because of a low ranking

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One-eyed-snake•

Ummm that's not what s/he said. People on here complain about shadiness all the time, and this seems pretty shady imo. Requesting review items as a 12k reviewer and either not posting them, or posting as 50m. Amazing. I guess when the shoes on the other foot it's all good

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Arcanine26•

Does rank really matter for sellers? At the end of the day, it's still a review on an item that will show up alongside every other review that item has. Unless there's something I'm missing?

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One-eyed-snake•

Ranking means quite a bit to some sellers. Some don't give a shit if you're in the top 500k or so. Some will dole out cheap items to 1m. Good luck getting anything at 50m. Also, there's a chance that some sellers don't want to be associated with a reviewer that got wiped. There are some honest ones out there, believe it or not.

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WaMike•

It likely matters a bit. If your reviewer account has any of the Amazon labels (Top 1,000, Vine, etc) that helps it stand out and brings some extra cred. I also think reviewer rank is used as a second-tier sort criteria for review listings. For example, if you have a high review rank, your review is likely to show above other reviews with the same number of helpful votes in the default, "Most Helpful" sort order.

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DutilhbugOP•

I can still review items. All I said was that my past reviews were wiped. I have more reviews that I've been able to complete, I've not been denied reviewing, just had all past ones wiped.

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One-eyed-snake•

That's a new one as far as I know. Usually when you get wiped and ban follows shortly after. Maybe they're switching things up a bit. Good luck

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ignorancepower•

Very impressive. You got a lifetime's worth of Chinese imports in six months. All good things come to an end.

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DutilhbugOP•

Yeah, bummer. I found some great stuff in among the crap though, and will miss getting that :)

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tango5996tango•

Oh my gosh, Seriously??? Why do you get so much stuff? You are begging to be purged, seriously. I get like 3-4 products a week, and that is all I can review in a week, I actually use my products I get.

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DutilhbugOP•

I do all my reviews. None of mine have a 400-word disclaimer of 'I'm an honest reviewer, honest!'. lol. Some items I don't review for several weeks to a month, depending on what they are. but, I'll still get grief on here for 'ordering too much'. Again, it is what it is. I got a good percentage of what I requested and enjoyed it while I got it.

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ignorancepower•

The Amazon TRF viewers are salivating at your post. It vindicates them for their righteous pursuit in the name of the Great Bezos, and honoring him with the burnt offerings of pure reviews. Of course, they paid for all their shit, and you got it for free, so I'm not sure what they're winning. Amazon isn't paying people for their reviews, but it sure makes a SHITLOAD of revenue from them. Might as well get something in trade for your work.

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One-eyed-snake•

Trf people irk me. I bet they're doing the purge dance

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DutilhbugOP•

What's funny is I continue to get free stuff, 4 more today. And I can still review, so fingers crossed.

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DutilhbugOP•

I look at this whole situation like this. Some of you won't like what I say, some of you will and in the end, it doesn't matter. I'm just commenting that its a bummer that old stuff got wiped. And, yes, I'm still able to review and will.

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sneakyboi•

reseller? don't put all your eggs in one basket ;)

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DutilhbugOP•

It's all pretty much open and/or used, so not sure how that would fly :)

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Apple_TNT•

What are some of the best items you've gotten?

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DutilhbugOP•

Essential oil diffusers, 7 or 8 for free, all sizes. I love those things and have them in almost every room. My fave has been a neck massager, holy smokes, it's awesome. And we won't run out of shampoo for quite a while. They all have a couple of 'test' shampoo's out of them and are lined up in order of date received. Too bad one of us is bald and can't use them up faster! LOL

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RubberReptile•

Well, that sucks. But if you really liked reviewing why not take it to another site? YouTube, maybe. I... don't know what other sites there are unless you make your own :P

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WaMike•

Any guess why you got purged? That does seem like a lot of items to review, but depending on what you were reviewing and how lengthy your reviews are I could see it being possible.

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One-eyed-snake•

I don't think length of review has anything to do with people getting wiped. A long review can be good or total 5 star bullshit. Also, people who pay full price write short reviews all the time, along with the review for hire people.

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WaMike•

I mentioned review length only in the context of how many reviews someone could conceivably crank out. I doubt Amazon purges because someone writes a bunch of short reviews.

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One-eyed-snake•

I'm sure some people have it down to a science. Autopilot-reviews.

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chloekatt•

Idk what you guys are talking about, I don't think just because someone gets a lot of items necessarily means that's the reason for being wiped. There's nothing saying you have a limit on how many items you can order.....

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bruhbruhbruhbruh1•

It certainly will limit how well your reviews can be. You'd have to review quickly or be overwhelmed, and as a result you can't really evaluate anything for any reasonable length of time. So your reviews won't reflect how durable etc...

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chloekatt•

That's far from true. Who says it has to be "so quickly or be overwhelmed"? I get about the same amount of stuff as OP and I thoroughly use everything for a reasonable amount of time before reviewing. I take my sweet damn time before posting reviews on most things and it's never been an issue. Sure, sellers hound me with emails saying shit like "Hi! We noticed you received the product 3.5 seconds ago! Please review immediately!" but I'm not on their schedule, sellers hound people to quickly post reviews because people give in and let them when in reality, you can take however long you need. Some things take weeks or even a month before I've been able to use it long enough to post what I feel is an accurate review of how the item holds up after frequent or daily use, etc. This has never effected the amount of offers I get.

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msgreyson•

Which site have you been using to get the items?

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DutilhbugOP•

AMZRT was great when I started, they have more and more $$ crap now, but there are still some hidden gems there and I get 80% maybe from there. I get a lot of seller-direct emails sent to me, but most of those want me to pay a "super deep discounted price" for junk. I've only taken one of them up on one of those Trackr things, which works well. (and that was free)

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ProbablyMyRealName•

I love my TrackRs.

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