I'm Going to Need a Bigger Bag for My Trip!

I'm Going to Need a Bigger Bag for My Trip!

Posted Jul 9, 2016, 2:33 AM UTC

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OotachifulMoon Dancer•

Not gonna lie, that's an awfully suggestive position for a plushie.

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NotThatAverageOPPrincess Luna•

Oh darn it...

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Samura1_I3Maud Pie•

No need to hide your true feelings. We're all about feelings here...

lots of good feelings...

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invisiblecamelTwilight Sparkle•

Maybe it's a Lyra type of Plushie.

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Pnyboy42Cheese Sandwich•

Well....

Yeah.....

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4ndr0med4Wonderbolts•

Maybe if we gave her a seat, it wouldn't look too bad.

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FonsoTheWhitesicanRainbow Fluttershy•

I'd say you'd need a smaller Luna but that's preposterous

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NotThatAverageOPPrincess Luna•

This guy gets it!

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FonsoTheWhitesicanRainbow Fluttershy•

Of course what you also need is an equally large Fluttershy

I mean a larger pack would also be more responsible

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NotThatAverageOPPrincess Luna•

BRB, going to grab a duffle bag!

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FonsoTheWhitesicanRainbow Fluttershy•

What's in the bag

Ponies

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Kody02Roseluck•

Haven't we been over this before? If your baggage can't fit at least one corpse in it, then your bag is shit and you should get a new one.

Also, that's a huge ass plushie.

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NotThatAverageOPPrincess Luna•

You do make an excellent point!

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Kody02Roseluck•

About the plushie or the bag?

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NotThatAverageOPPrincess Luna•

Yes.

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Well, I'm fairly certain corpses can bend and compress a little easier than plushies. Like, most plushies don't have joints. Plus, you can cut up corpses but you shouldn't cut up plushies.

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Kody02Roseluck•

True, but if you cut up the body you'll risk getting blood all over the plushie.

And no one wants a bloodied Luna plushie.

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Well that's what you get for trying to put a corpse and a plushie in the same bag.

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Kody02Roseluck•

But it wouldn't happen if someone didn't dismember the body.

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Dr_Dippy•

If your baggage can't fit at least one corpse in it, then your bag is shit

Whole or does cut into peices count?

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Kody02Roseluck•

Well unless you want to get cranberry sauce on everything it'd have to be whole wouldn't it?

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Pnyboy42Cheese Sandwich•

Where are you going?

(Dont you know you cant leave? /s)

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NotThatAverageOPPrincess Luna•

I'm going to the beach to the week, not Hotel California!

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Pnyboy42Cheese Sandwich•

Cool!

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TimidTremorsFluttershy•

Looks like it fits to me!

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NotThatAverageOPPrincess Luna•

I know right!

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21stPilotPrincess Celestia•

Grab some bungee cables and strap her to your backpack!

.. It's not weird if it's consensual.

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XeladnerTwilight Sparkle•

Shouldn't you leave Luna at home, so you have room in your bag for the stuff you get during your trip?

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NotThatAverageOPPrincess Luna•

It's a beach trip. Only things I will be buying is sunscreen, seafood, and booze.

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XeladnerTwilight Sparkle•

Ah, okay. I assumed you were going to the con everybody's been excited about; I don't really know when it takes place.

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NotThatAverageOPPrincess Luna•

All is well friend!

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