I'm sure everyone who calls cats "useless" and says the most impressive thing they do is "shit in a box" are using their dogs to herd animals and save people who are drowning.

my cat provides me with valuable snuggles

I have a dog and a cat. Both provide companionship.

Fawning over cats is the most posireddit thing to ever happen on negareddit. Should we also take a minute to talk about how great bacon is?

Lol this is posireddit though, everyone loves cats

Cat.

my cat kills bugs for me, my dog poops on the floor

Cats are useless? Surely they forget the reason they initially became pets was because they killed rodents that wiped out the black plague.

I have both a cat and a dog. I've repeatedly and directly told both of them that they need to get jobs. Both have ignored me, so now I'm forced to reddit at work so I can buy them food and toys.

Both are useless, if you ask me.

people complaining about the utilitarian uses of pets is posireddit af, my fellow negareddit posters