Story time: The time I found a crack in the intake (F-15)

Was a brand new airman at Elmo, out crewing some jets on the turn, and a SSgt walks up to me and said "Are you good at finding cracks on jets?" Me knowing that acting cocky is bad replied "No." He said "SSgt XYZ found a crack in the intake over there" (for those of you who don't know, after every flight you have to go down the tubes to inspect the motor and intake for damage)

I'm like "sweet! I can learn something!" Walk over there, look down the intake, don't see anything for a second until my eyes adjust...and bam...the SSgt has his bare ass right in my face.

Laughs were had.