Inside the mind of a white nationalist

I wasn't really sure where to post this, but I thought you guys, if anyone, would probably get the biggest kick out of it.

I occasionally like reading the writings of kooky conspiracy theorists, and frothing-at-the-mouth racists because there's usually quite a bit of unintentional humor here and there. Today I was curious about whether or not there were any racist groups operating in my area, and digging through wikipedia, I wound up learning about Canada's "Nationalist Party". They have a guy named Bob Smith who I guess regularly runs for mayor of Toronto, and he has a regular column on their website.

Well, his stuff is such pure gold that I wouldn't have believed it wasn't satire if I didn't know where it came from. He's like a crazy old curmudgeon, desperately trying to make sense of modern culture.

For example:

White society is starting to turn. We're not as gaga as we used to be imitating — or is that appropriating — black culture. The numbers of whiggers [sp] is on the decline as fearful whites don't find rappers as groovy as they used to. And the next logical step is a realization of racial pride.

Yeah, rap just isn't "groovy" anymore. Or maybe the styles that he associated with hip hop 25 years ago have changed.

My favorite part is where he goes through a "history of TV", talking about the evil, amoral lessons we've been learning from TV over the years:

FATHER KNOWS BEST (1954-60) Robert Young not only was a pioneer wimp dad in this series where he referred to his daughters as "Kitten" and "Princess"- - he was also one of its producers.

Shows affection for his daughters? Ugh, what a wimp.

SEINFELD (NBC, syndicated, 1991-present) Four typical New Yorkers — a sarcastic comic, a phony out-of-work loudmouth, cute opinionated bitch and a towering loud bully — put everybody and everything down in true comedic media fashion — until they land in a small town and end up in jail for not helping a mugging victim.

At least he got through that one without mentioning Jews.

Oh, and he ends that with:

That's just a mini-history for TV. Latter-day Western movies like Cahill: US Marshal also twist history, with modern dialogue and semi-musicals, as in Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, as women are fawned over and men risk their lives for them — not to mention the infamous orgy-filled Midnight Cowboy and Brokeback Mountain.

I love the image of him sitting through Midnight Cowboy, confused, but still not realizing it wasn't a western at all.

He illustrates each column with a little banner that has his face crudely photoshopped in. Also, for some reason, all the misspelled words in the posts are in red text, with [SP] next to them. At first I thought this was some sort of attempt to refuse to actually use words like "racist" or "multiculturalism", but looking further, most of them are just regular words, so I have no idea what's going on there. Here it is, in all it's glory, Bob's Beat:

http://www.natparty.com/bobsbeat.htm

(I would have used donotlink.com but it appears to be down)