Over the red base a pelican can be heard about to land, when a crazy soldier jumps out in green standard issue Mark V armor and a chef's hat. He lands on top of the base and starts heading to the kitchen.
"Oh ho ho, zis is surely going to be fun! My cuisine feeding the great red troops! I wonder if my old enemy Cooper is here in zee canyon."
Posted Aug 14, 2016, 8:17 PM UTC
Klopp, a swiss-german, stares at the Frenchie with a vengeful stare
General spots him and moves along, gathering ingredients for Coq au vin.
"Hello, sir, would you mind telling me were zee red wine is?"
"the red wine was during the Axis defeat's conference during WW1"
"I meant zee drink. Do we have any here? I need it for my Coq au vin."
"hell if I know. I prefer ACTUAL alcoholic drinks than what you snobs drink"
Lance sees him hey what team are you?
"I am zee new red team chef. Would you by chance know where zee red wine is?"
I wouldn't know but I would like too if you know what I mean huh?
"I get it, but I need it to braise my coq. Where is zee ozer alcohol?"
I've been looking for it since I got her man. I just don't know?
OOC: We meet again you french jerk!
OOC: Don't worry, zee next time we meet, you will be swiftly defeated.