Fleamarketninjashit.jpg (a tenth of the table)

I had a guy who would crash with my roommates last year, he was the metal tiger and fire button down kind of guy. He is the human equivalent of that pile of shit.

Each of them is $9.95. Also missing the obligatory spring airsoft pistol - $19.95, full plastic (disposable spoon quality), pistol resembles an M9, if you squint, cock your head and take some homeopathic shit the guy 4 stalls down is selling.