Dear Marlene, (on waiting til April 2017)

Dear Marlene,

Hi. ( ◠‿◠ )/

I'd ask how you are, but I imagine you're great, rolling around in moderate piles of cash, and tingling with glee at the torture you toss out so carelessly, and with such generous portions.

Did you know that when you make a person wait for an extended period of time, their already high expectations rise even farther?

We won't go into how when you finally deliver, and the "answer" seems like something you scrounged in the dark for, last minute, it upsets people. Because you already know all about that.

I see we are having to wait until April 2017 for 7b.

(☉_☉)

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#WHY?!?! ( ,◡ ᗣ ◡,)

You have made an otherwise mouthy broad, be at a loss for words.

This had better be good.

Absolutely no love, or cookies,

Me ໒( ᓀ ‸ ᓂ )७