the grass has grown a foot and a half in the space of two weeks.

So I decided to mow it, I filled all three green bins but still have a patch of grass right under the washing line that looks like a botanical neck beard, however due to a tragic miscalculation it will remain as such until Friday when the green-binmen do the round, Also next doors cat has used the lawn as a shitter, so I ran over cat shit 4 times. At least I have some Yorkshire tea left.

Posted Aug 29, 2016, 10:56 PM UTC

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