How about a great big

Fuck you to all those assholes that Don't know how to put their fucking shopping cart away. It is not that damn hard. It is not the cart jockies job to round up all the random carts everywhere. You should show some damn competence and not be such a lazy fuck. I care if it's rain or shine, blizzard or a damn heatwave I always put my fucking cart away and you should too!

On a side note. Why the hell is syrup so damn expensive?