Noob Stories Thread

When I was in the fourth grade I wanted to do dragon slayer but I was always afraid of Elvarg so I came up with a plan. I camped chaos druids for unid'd herbs and I sold ~700 of them to get 700k. I did dwarf cannon quest and bought one and went to challenge Elvarg. I set the cannon up and the dragon died quickly but after its death I was kicked outside the room. I tried to go back in to claim my cannon but I couldn't so I almost started crying. I was so devastated. Some time goes by (a year or two) and I decide to train range so I buy a cannon and try to set it down only to see a message saying I can't. I went to read that I can reclaim a lost cannon and that's exactly what I went and did. Free 700k :P