[Meta] Please Help

I'm sure many of you know that I am not a military guy. I'm more of a domestic affairs, education, economics... you get the idea, type of guy. I'm looking to expand the EF military to so it can be the jewel of Europe- and ultimately the jewel of the world.

I'm looking for someone to be Minister of Military (not defense, military) who can post at least two posts per hebdomadem. It can be an alt, new player or just quit your irrelevant nation and join the best one :)

I'm looking for someone who has a great deal of knowledge about military and can work under me as perhaps a 2ic (though I don't like saying anyone is in charge of the EF, we're all equals). It will be solely a militaristic position. Mac would've been my first choice but he is trying to make Colombia the next Nazi Germany in terms of military production lel.

Update Thanks to everyone that was interested. Outragedinosaur has no nation currently and is an established player also so I chose him. Also thank to the haters that downvoted me. You won't be invited to anymore Harambe movies.