TIFU Fucked up thinking i was a formula 1 driver.

So as a young male I like to drink. As a german young male it is not unusual to start drinking pretty early since the legal age is 16. So this fuck up happened about 7 years ago. One of my good friends had a party at his house and I decided to take the bike. It was only about 10minutes away from my house. We had to much to drink. The kind of to much were one of the guys passed out and we decided to draw dicks all over his face and put toothpaste on him. So we kept drinking abit until everybody was drunk as hell. So at around 3am i decide i would ride home. I was pretty drunk but still able to ride in a somewhat straight line. This is when i fucked up. You know how in formula 1 the drivers steer right and left really fast to get their tires warm and get better grip ? Yeah....in my drunken mind i thought i should give it a try. As you can imagine it did not work as i expected. I fell ....pretty fucking hard. I broke my hand ( which my dad figured out the next day) and had a big bruise on the left side of my face....the bike was ok though. As you can imagine i was a bigger joke then my friend with the cock on his face. So lesson learned. Im not a formula 1 race car.

TLDR; thought i was a formula 1 driver and broke my hand.