I found a great instance of me admitting what i felt without even realizing it! Will you share similar experiences?

So, this is the conversation, circa 2013, age 17. I fucking hated myself.

"Conversations between me and Nick Becker previous to, during, and after a Bat invaded my home. FOR THE SECOND TIME. I fear the Vampires man.... I fear them... They have pointy teeth... Xan: Ahh i see, cool. Xan: Sorry to change the subject so abruptly, but do you like Bats? Nick: lol, and eh, I have no real opinion on them Xan: There's another one in my FREAKING HOUSE right now ^^ Xan: How the hell these things keep getting in is beyond me Xan: I love them, but i don't want them to get hurt in my house... Xan: Sec i have to deal with this Nick: well I mean most bats are harmless so Xan: Ofc Xan: I mean i don't want it to hurt itself running into things in my house Xan: Also Xan: It's hiding now... Xan: Or it went out the way it came in Xan: This is the second time in like a month Nick: lol Xan: Wtf is going on Xan: I literally went to go to my kitchen, saw it fly past me, was like, oh not again... And there, flying around in my family room is ANOTHER BAT... Nick: lol Nick: quick! Nick: kill your parents and become batman Xan: Rofl Xan: Well, only one of them are here atm.... Xan: So that won't work.. Xan: But seriously this is strange, i asked you if you liked bats, got up, and there was a bat in my house... Xan: I'm being stalked by Vampires >__< Nick: gj Xan: You imply this is my fault. Nick: it is Xan: HOW! Xan: everyone knows vampires only do this to emotionless highschool girls with no joy in their life, maybe they were mistaken Xan: ..... Xan: Uhhh... Xan: Nice Twilight reference... Nick: lol"

TL;DR I'm so sorry you had to read that, but if you missed the important bit, here it is: "everyone knows vampires only do this to emotionless highschool girls with no joy in their life, maybe they were mistaken" (17 y/o me was still utterly clueless)

well, that's the best description i have of that time period, glad i thought of it. >__>

So yeah, anyone have anything similar to share?