TIFU by destroying my crushes face while trying to impress her
TIFU, actually this isn't from today but rather 2 years ago. Back then I was 16 years old. I do have to mention that I have never been the most athletic guy (except for basketball, I am surprisingly good at it), I am quite short and at the time I wore very very nerdy glasses.
There was this super super hot girl I had a crush on, I am talking a 12/10 girl and after fighting my shyness I managed to talk to her and befriend her in my PE class. We didn't really do anything in the class except play with some cards. Anyways I still hadn't managed to get her phone number but I didn't have the guts to ask for it. So this one time coaches allow one side of the court for basketball and the other for volleyball. And of course I tried to show off playing basketball in front of her. I constantly looked at her and smiled and she smiled back as she watched me, apparently it was working. I do have to say that I moved to the United States from Mexico and I played a little soccer, I am not good but I can get some respect. Anyways one of the volleyball people get their ball right where I am at and super smart me decides to show off some of my soccer skills. I prepare myself and kick the ball extremely hard because they volleyball courts were a little far. I believe that is the time I have kicked a ball the hardest in my entire life. And all of a sudden I can see the ball head towards my crush, I watched it as if it was in slo mo. I couldn't do anything about it. And baaam!! Headshot, I hit her right in the face and knocked her unconscious. I run towards her just as other people did. Her nose was bleeding and she was slowly gaining consciousness. I apologized with all my might, but it was all for nothing. She left school that day and came back the next day. She didn't talk to me ever again. I was so close to getting her number and I fucked it up by trying to impress her.
TL;DR: Had crush on gorgeous girl, had a chance of getting her number and tried to impress her with my soccer skills, ended up knocking her unconscious and ruining all my chances of getting her number.
Posted Aug 29, 2016, 11:10 PM UTC