How to lie about the wheels 101

You don't, I lied about lying about the wheels.

"Teach me Master!" said the short faced horse.

"Why the long fac- wow your face is short?" the bartender said.

TRAINING MONTAGE BEGINS

The horse goes to his room to lay in his bed. He lies in his bed. As he lied, he could feel his nose grow, just like Pinocchio. He lied harder and harder as each long minute passed. He finally lied hard enough to do it in the wheel store. The horse lied about the wheels

TRAINING MONTAGE ENDS

The bartender said, with a tear in his eye "Why the long face?"

Silence

The horse was dead and so was the bartender. Moral of the story? Grass by the way