Funny/embarrassing warcraft 3 moments?

I am currently drunk, was trying to hook my friend with one girl in the town. He kinda waited for 2 long, failed typically I would say, and I came home for some warcraft 3. Feeling really comfortable, and chilled I wanted to try some undead 1v1 on wc3 arena after a pause because of my operation. Playing against a nelf, who has 500+ games in 1v1, with 55%+ win rate, I felt like this is my chance to show off my ghouls skill.

Well, shit went wrong, guy destroyed me completely, it wasnt even funny, both micro wise and tech wise. While trying to figure out how the fuck he has 3 master bears, few archers and few dryards while I am at t2 with 7 ghouls, naga and a Dk lvl 2, I am saying gg. Ofc, I will watch the reply, even if my defeat was so obvious, and I played against a player of higher skill level, I had something to see. I had 4 Acolyte's on the mine for the whole game.... Fuck, rofled so hard I woke up my whole house. GG :D

What are your funny/embarrassing?