Missed Connections: Doubles Skirmish

Subject: You should recycle your bags.

I had hoped that most of the excessive douchebaggery was rare or at least intermittent nowadays, but then you came into my life, and the world changed right there and then. My 9yo son and I had until then been enjoying Doubles, even if every match that was Salvage the other team ended up bailing; I can't blame 'em.

Finally we get a skirmish match, and it's against you + rando who seemed to be leveling up an Alt. Right out the gate, BAM, you make a great kill on me using Universal Remote, well played sir! Oh, you're a bagger, like excessively. Like so much that it looks like your controller is broken. Oh, and you're gonna dance too, even though I've already respawned, all right?

Ok...Bang, I got ya that time! I almost never bag and I'm not doing it now, so I'm sure you'll notice that, and next time you get one of us you won't...oh. So I guess you're going to do that every time you kill either of us...You know you're already leading at this point right?

Ok, my kid and I decide to stick close together and manage to get some kills against your partner while you're off in some other part of the map, and finally we get a kill on you and both son and I let loose with the bags, because this is about the 6th time you've done it. And after a couple more kills we've somehow taken the lead. Oh, but then you left? What a shame! Man, you can dish it out but you sure can't take it. You got owned by a 40 yo and a 9yo, I think your shame speaks for itself.

Reduce, reuse, recycle, friend, don't waste those bags in the future.