Let's Correct the Fucking "Let's Correct the Fucking Record" Record, Part 1: These anti-Hillary nutjobs are all idiots

Spoiler alert, children: No one outside of Reddit gives a shit about your lil whiny baby baseless smears essays. And, unfortunately for you, Reddit doesn't award any electoral college votes.

So, waste your time writing lengthy falsehood-filled tantrums on the internet. We're gonna win an election, mmkay?