Sent home from work

So, my boss just pulled me outside to tell me to go home because I was too high. I told him I'm basically sober (he's chill, usually), but he said I looked like I was barred out and the GM was coming soon, so he didn't want me to get fired.

That's fucking crazy because I don't really feel much at all. Be careful with c-lam. Just took 1mg last night and I apparently still act fucked.

Sooo... to make this post useful, what's the most fucked up you've ever been at work and gotten away with it?

I mean, I've been on lsd and mushies at work and never had anyone notice, this really blows my mind lol.